1. I’m sorry.
2. I have more fingers than people I trust, and I am not one of those people.
3. I have more hands than times I’ve seen men admit they are scared. Manhood is a funny thing. The intrigue of standing tall swallows your skin and all of the sudden keeping ones spine intact becomes…
1. A Magician.
2. A MOTHERFXCKING ROCKSTAR.
3. Various dates in Twentieth Century America. I’d skip myself entirely in some cases. In others I’d wring out every last second.
4. Point Guard for the New York Knicks.
5. A rainforest floor. More than anything I believe in life itself, and what…
I didn’t understand why i failed at so many things. Then i realized its because i suck. Yay me -_- now let me sit here and suck at life and eat ice cream



